bollywood dosti (sholay)

Few Dialogues from Sholay :

Veeru   : Jay,
Jay     : Hmm..
Veeru   : aaj maine kuchh sochaa hai.
Jay     : hmm, kabhi kabhi ye kaam bhi karanaa chahiye.
Veeru   : Aaj maine ek bahot bada faisalaa kiyaa hai.
Jay     : Mai bataau tera bahot bada faisala? Tu Basanti se shaadi karna
       chahata hai.
Veeru   : Arre, wah wah wah . Tu mera sachha yaar hai. ek yaar hi yaar ke
       dil ki baat jaan sakata hai.
Jay     : Aur woh yaar ye bhi jaanta hai ki is saal me shaadi ka ye tera aathawa
       faisala hai.
Veeru   : Yeh final hai yaar.
Jay     : Final ? ... subah se daaru pe rahaa hai na?
Veeru   : Yaar Partner, mera ek kaam kar de..
Jay     : Kya?
Veeru   : Woh Basanti hai na us ki mausi ke paas jaakar mere rishte ki baat
       kuchh is dhang se kar ke mausi shagun leke aajaaye.
Jay     : Mai kyun karoo?
Veeru   : Aare, Ladkewaale hi to jaate hai ladkiwaalon ke ghar. Jay, Aur phir
       is duniyaa me tere siwa mera hai kaun?
Jay     : Dekh, shaadi toone karni hai, tu jaa ke baat kar.
Veeru   : Jara Soch .... Shaadi ke baad ek ghar hoga.
Jay     : Ghar to tera hoga.
Veeru   : ek biwi hogi.
Jay     : teri hogi.
Veeru   : 7-8 bachche honge
Jay     : tere honge.
Veeru   : ... par  chacha chacha to tumhe hi bolenge na. Pyaar se tumhari
       goad me khelenge, tere kandhon pe zula zulenge. Aur totli jabaan
       me bolenge taataa taataa hamko kahaaniyaa sunaao...
Jay     : Hmmm... yaane shaadi ke baad tere ghar me mujhe aayaa ki naukari
       milnewaali hai.
Veeru   : .. samazaa, tu mera dost nahi. laanat hai aisi do..(daaru ki botal
       phodate phodate ruk jaata hai . do ghoont maar leta hai.)
       Isi liye akad rahaa hai na, ke mera ye kaam tere bagair doosaraa koi
       nahi kar sakataa...  aaj meri maa hoti to meri kab ki shaadi
       ho chuki hoti. Mere chhote chhote baal-bachhe hote. Aaj meraa baap
       hota to band baaje ke saath meri shaadi kar ke laataa.
       Mere bhai bahan hote  woh muasi ke pair chhoo kar bhi basanti ki
       shaadi mujh se karwaa dete.. Lekin ye mat bhul jay..Jiskaa
       koi nahi hota uska bhagwaan hota hai,
       ... Bhagwaan..(phir se daaru pita hai). Tu woh dost nahi rahaa.
       Tu nahi chahataa mai boore dhande chhodkar ghar-grihasti basaa sakoo.
       Maine tujhe kyaa samazaa tha jay lekin tu.. tu kya nikala?...
Jay     :( a big pause) (to him self) saalaa nautanki.... ghadi gadhi
       draamaa karta hai.(to Veeru) Chal bas bas bahot ho gaya hai,
       mai mausi se jaake baat kar loonga.
Veeru   : sach?